This morning, my daughter did NOT get up, rub her eyes and bring me her dried up eye bugger and say: “Look mommy, this is from my eye.” Not her! Gross. To which of course I would NOT have to say “Please go wash your face and eyes.” She did NOT answer “But my eye is not stinky yet.” Not her! Oh nope. I did NOT laugh out loud after that comment.

She did start “Fairy Fun” classes which is like ballet for little girls, oh so sweet. She loved the first class, ran right in and followed the teacher, hopped and skipped and danced her heart away. Yes she did. Next class…. she did NOT go in to the dance studio just to lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead. Why would a little girl who loves ballet do that? No reason! She did NOT! Absolutely she did  NOT lay down on the floor like a log while 3-4 year old little fairies danced around the room having lots of fun. She did NOT open one eye from time to time to look around and then prompt play asleep again. She did NOT lay limp when the teacher helper tried to move her out of the way of hopping girls. She did NOT lay next to the wall for the rest of the 30 minutes and embarrassed the mommy of the only girl laying instead of dancing. Nope!

This little girl did NOT demand gummy bears for breakfast, why would she? She knows better that milk, cereal and fruit is the norm. She did NOT proceed to stack her chair in the kitchen, hop on the counter  and reach to the tallest shelf to steal some gummy bears. Nope, NOT this 3 footer.

When I tried taking some snapshots of her in a foamy bubble bath, she did NOT proceed to try to lick my lens. Why would she? She’s not a goat (don’t ask, goats have tried to lick my lens in a petting zoo once). She did NOT think that would be fun and make it into a game.